ummmm....

2006-10-05T13:21:00.000-07:00

MA*SH

2006-10-03T10:28:00.000-07:00

2006-09-25T11:56:00.000-07:00

2006-09-25T11:51:00.000-07:00

diary entry

2006-09-21T10:42:00.000-07:00

Come ONe COme ALL

2006-09-14T16:20:00.000-07:00

turkey leg race

2006-09-14T14:03:00.000-07:00

You know what i hate???

2006-09-08T09:00:00.000-07:00

when you come in to work and you havents gotten you cup of coffee, your ass hasn't even sat on your rolly polly office chair and some one comes at you with this need to get done ASAP. WTF i still have eye boogies and you expect em to do this work with no coffee nothing just like that. man at least wait till i get to my office and turn on the freaking computer. jesus christ!

things are looking up

2006-09-06T09:29:00.000-07:00

I GOT THE APARTMENT!!! Walking closet! and i get to keep my 2 babies. YAY! Happy Dance! JUmp for JOy! .... NOw To get all my crap from one placeto another... shit... i hate moving.

Weekend of disappointment...

2006-09-05T08:45:00.000-07:00

God, grant me the serenity to accept the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.

Friday: Went to 2 places in Whittier I was completely out of the question. Don't wanna talk about it. The other is a community where my bff lives. At. I like it. Big room, nice size kitchen, decent size bath tub, and best of all... Walk in closet! Yes! So I go fill out an application and should be hearing from them this afternoon, so , cross your fingers!

To celebrate that I found a place that I like, I went to spend time with a friend who came back from Bean Town (Boston, not Mexico). Got completely shit faced at this POS bar in Long beach O'neils, O'conners, O'something... Anyways good times. Made friends with the bar tender and drinks we got were on the house! Score!!!

Saturday: PF Changs has the best chocolate cake... "The Great Wall Of Chocolate" Chocolate on chocolate on chocolate cake with the raspberry drizzle... mmmmmm... arggghhhh (a la homer Simpson). While at pf Chnags I came to the conclusion that I really like their lettuce wraps. I also found out that CHangs doesn't sell the plum wine by the bottle? What? Not by the bottle?

what ever, give us 4 classes then. How can they not sell it by the bottle? Ass wipes.

Sunday: woke up early did the church thing, brunch at "la Huasteca" in lynwood's plaza Mexico. Which I totally recommend. Awesome culinary delight as far as the eye can see. And really Mexican food from Mexico like its really good . Then wash it down with un " cafe de olla" mmmmm... delisioso. went home, got a call from an tia that her daughter was home from the army on leave. So there I go again. Carne Asada, Pollo, Aroz, Frijoles, tortillas and of course .... One tequila, two tequila, three tequila (for the troops of course) one beer, two beer, more asada, and aroz, margaritas? okay I have one, two, three. So we take Grace, the army girl (my "cousin") out. we tell her get ready were going to a club, so she gets ready, pick up some other peeps and head out. grace is only 19 so 18 and over it is. she hates the mirage in lamirada... who doesnt.... So we say lets hit the grand. sunday 21 and over. oh florentine gardens, closed, Oh beat it, peeps not in to the 80's sceen (lame) oh the holywood and highland one, sunday 21 and over. by this time its 12:30 get back in the care and go home. lame wasted 20 in parking 1/4 tank of gas no dancing. I was mad.

monday: stayed in my pj all day and did nothing till about 6 when I went to disney with my friend. Then got mad. the fireworkshow was cancelled dammit. thats the best part.

The apartment hunt continues...

2006-09-01T08:01:00.000-07:00

So yesterday I went to look at some apartments... I went to one in long beach... By St. Anthony's nice 2 bed 1 bath nice kitchen... Land lord " *with an evil smirk*....So.... Your gonna be living here by your self?" so that one is out of the question.

second went to one in bellflower... Nice little back house... Front house... 5 kids all under 10 OMG that would be hell. the 10 min i spend looking at the place the 3 youngest ones were running around the back yard yelling and stuff... couldn't take it.

so the search continues... This is gonna be hard... Need to find a place where they take my 2 doggies and has to be with in budget and preferably in a good neighborhood. Picky much?

Moving out...

2006-08-31T08:29:00.000-07:00

So I decided that the best thing for me is to move out of my lovely Downey place. To where? Don't know... gonna start looking...I was thinking Whittier or Norwalk or bellflower... Don't know yet. gonna start looking right know. I hate moving... Boxes, trash, furniture, trinkets, I should just leave everything there and get all new stuff in the new apt. I'm sure things will be tighter, but who can put a price on sanity?

not the song of the day but still...

2006-08-30T14:09:00.000-07:00

i know jimmy this not the song of the day blog but still just heard it and everyone can appreciate some MODE.

I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who'll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She'll get my support
She will listen to me
When i want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She'll hear me out
And won't easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she'll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me
Aaaahhhhh....

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought and
With every breath
Someone who'll help me see things
In a different light
All the things i detest
I will almost like
I don't want to be tied
To anyone's strings
I'm carefully trying to steer clear of
Those things
But when i'm asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I'll get away with it
Aaaahhhhh....

another one bites the dust

2006-08-30T08:06:00.000-07:00

7:30 i'm at work. why? i dont know... i'm usually here by 8/ 8:15/8:20 but whateves. so last night i couldn't sleep and while watching info-mercials came to the conclusion that i have to give in to techonology and have decied to get a computer at home. know the problem is to figure out what kind my cousin works at best buy so i can get a good deal he said just to look online and see which one i want and what i want on it. so i know you guys are better with computers and stuff like that you mission is to pick a computer out for me. dont really have a budget but keep it reasonable.

I'm Back...

2006-08-29T08:51:00.000-07:00

well jack's back... well restested after a week of sickenss and drama... i hate drama... anyways hope every one had a great weekend... um i forgot to dya is tuesday.. nm... hope everyone had a great monday. Missed you all!

JUST KILL YOUR SELF "J"

2006-08-23T10:22:00.000-07:00

so i take this medicine last night form mexico that my mom gave me to get better. that shit kicked my ass!! i feel about 70% better. so i wake up late today and call in late. get in the shower get ready. off to work. drving... driving... going over the bridge on telegraph... when all of a sudden... sirens... lights"pull .. dammit. "i pulled you over because you were going 50 in a 40" keep in mind that i'm still hyped up on meds. so what ever license, registration, insurance, blah blah blah. the cop notices that im sick and still tries to make small talk.. "yeah my kids are sick too... something is going around... here you go.. have a nice day" have a nice day? how can i have a nice day when i got my first ticket. 6 years driving... my first ticket... so im mad need to cool off.. stop at starbucks.. " grande chai latte with an 2 add shots please" get my drink get in the car taste it... no shots!!! no shots!! dammit why me? today is not my day...

You look like shit!

2006-08-21T08:39:00.000-07:00

As IM walking in to the office my coworker stops me and says "wow Jackie you look like shit, are you okay?" to which I responded in my boy going through puberty voice " well, Lisa, I feel like shit" I hate being sick. And why is it that they day you cant talk every one wants to make convo with you. They say hi and you say hi back then they say oh man you sound terrible. And continue talking after they know that your throat hurts. ppl are so inconsiderate.

NO MORE TEARS!!!

2006-08-18T10:43:00.000-07:00

how come they dont make learless shampoo for adults? i was in the shower and i got shampoo in my eye... now my eye is red.. and i had to wear my glasses be cause my contacts were burning me... now my glasses throw off the outfit. i am switching to johnson and johnson baby shampoo. adn no more tangles spray. i love the way baby products smell... i like the way babies smell, when they are clean of course...

Today sucks balls

2006-08-17T10:50:00.000-07:00

It's so boring.. jakie is doing "carrie okie" at the top of her lungs... Office is deserted empty.. Most of them went to a conference.. Boo.. I should take off... Would they notice... Yeah they would .. Doc would call to see if everything is ok.... hmmm... What to do ....

Lap dance

2006-08-16T16:02:00.000-07:00

I completely forgot that this song existed.

LAPDANCE
Dirty DogI'm,
I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog I'm,
I'm a dirty dog
Dirty Dog
I'm a dirty dog
Dirty Dog

I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)
Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)
Somethin' you've never seen before (Never Seen)
And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face
I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' Chrome)
And I got it from home (I got it from home)
And it ain't a microphone (Ain't it a mic!)
And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face
It's so real
How I Feel'
Cause this society
That makes a nigga wanna kill
I'm just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it...

Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free

It's a raw night (It's a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
Well come on alright (Yo come on)
And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face
Baseball bats (Baseball bats)
I got somethin' for that ( I got somethin' for that)
It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)
So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
It's so real, how I feel
Cause this society, that makes a nigga wanna kill
I'm just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free

When you think of
Harvey, think of a HarleyBlue denim,
spiked wrists and gone be
Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me
Two guns, both arm's spinnin' like Fonzie
You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash
Or find me chillin with crackers, who like thrash
Find me in court smokin' that nice grass
Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash
It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm
I'm lawly babyFuck with me?
Not hardly baby
And you know the flow unguardly baby
So lets party baby
Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick
I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit
Time for take off, their panties they drop quick
Now that's first class fuckin, ain't that some fly shit?

Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Oooh baby you want me?
Well you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Now you can get this lap dance here for free
Oooh baby you want me?
Now you can get this lap dance here for free

custom license plates...

2006-08-16T08:10:00.000-07:00

i hate them... i dont know why ppl get them. this morning i was driving to work and saw liek 10 of them all lame of course. the middle age man in the convertible... RONSTOY. the soccer mom... QTMOMY. the newlyweds... jk (heart) tk. and my fave.. the new graduate... LKY(star)2k6. how come no one has like any thing intresting to put on them. i dont even know why i read them. i guess it gives me something to do in traffic. what eves. what would i put on my license plate if i was lame like those ppl. .... hummm... i wonder....

Jackie is getting a tattoo....

2006-08-15T11:20:00.000-07:00

I decided for my birthday(October 28th) I will be getting tattoo. I'm scared.. I have a fears of pain. This is something that is totally out character for me. I swore I would never get a tattoo, but I don't know why I decided on Sunday. I will get three stars, big(sis), medium(me) and little(brother). Other than Patrick.. Does any one else have a tat? Do they hurt and will I cry?

I asked for my raise...

2006-08-15T09:19:00.000-07:00

this is how it went:

jackie: hey dr. chuck? can i talk to you?
doc: yeah jackie whats up?
jackie: i was thinking... about the assitant situation
doc: oh yeah you should call the girl in the black slacks...
jackie: oh.. but ummm.. i was thinking... instead of hiring an assistant... you should give me a raise
doc: hmmm... but what about help for you?
jackie: its okay.. i can do it for right now.. but i need a pay boost. i do more work thatn any one else here. its not fair that i work more hours and dont get paid over time.
doc: i don't know.. i have to talk it over with Dr. miller and i have to get back to you?
jackie: dr. miller, that dumb ass is never here he doest even know the fucken number to the clinic. what does he have to do with it. just tell me yes or no... (phone vibes...text....squirm...)
doc: if i say no what whould happen? (looking oddly at me)
jackie: gonna get another job, with less responsibilies.
doc: yo wouldn't leave...
jackie: don't underestimate me.
doc: okay.. i'll give you my answer by noon.
jackie: okay... thats it. have a great day!!!!
doc: yeah yeah... what ever...
jackie: doc i know you love me... dont be mad. just give me the raise.
(shuts door behind her.)

and scene....

2006-08-11T09:05:00.000-07:00

Los seres humanos no estamos preparados para el miedo, no lo sabemos manejarcon sabiduría. Si no me crees, hay te van unas cuantas de las pendejadas quehacemos cuando tenemos miedo..

1.- Estás por la noche en la cama y oyes un ruido extraño, que haces??

A.Te tapas con la sábana.
Muy bien!!, bravo!!. Qué chingados es eso?, acaso la sábana es antibalas?,qué acaso si viene un cabrón con un cuchillo cebollero no va a poder atravesarla, o se va a deshacer al tocar la sábana?

B. Te da por mirar debajo de la cama.
Suponiendo que haya un asesino debajo de la cama, para que chingados te asomas?, que ganas?, por supuesto que te saque un mega pedo!!!. Muy bien, te lo merecerías por pendejo. Qué un día te encuentres a alguien debajo de la cama, qué le vas a decir?: "Buenasnoches, qué haciendo?, asesinando? , pero por favor pásele, gusta algo de tomar?"

C. Miras dentro del clóset.
A ver, habrá alguien que quepa dentro de un pinche clóset feo, apestoso, ylleno de madres viejas y aparte de eso ,con entrepaños? Pero si ni tu puta ropa cabe bien, como se va a meter un cabrón ahí dentro?

D. Te haces el dormido.
Genial!!!, qué inteligencia!!!. Qué acaso el cabrón que te quiere matar va adecir, "Madres, está dormido, mejor regreso mañana , y te va a tapar bien??"

E. Te levantas en calzones.Y ahí vas de idiota iluso a preguntar : "¿Hay alguien ahí?" ,
Pero hasta crees, que si hay alguien va a ser tan pendejo para contestar. Lo mejor es cuando llegas a la conclusión de que si hay alguien, sólo puede estar en el baño, porque lo demás ya lo registraste, y que haces??, en vez de encerrarlo en el baño, asomas la cabezota de pendejo poco a poco, dándole todo el chance del mundo al cabrón que esta ahí, para darte un buen madrazo en la cabeza. Y bien merecido lo tendrías!!!!

F. Empiezas a pensar en fantasmas.
¿Y que es lo que haces? Empiezas a cantar!!!, como si con la canción fea y naca que te gusta y con tu desafinada voz fueras a aterrorizar al pinchen fantasma culero que te quiere hacer alguna jalada.

G. Vas caminando por la calle en la noche. De pronto ves a alguien y piensas que te va asaltar, te cambias de acera.
Seguro que si es un delincuente, pensará:"Chingado, otro cabrón que se ha cruzado la calle, ahora no podré robarle, que nochecita llevo". Pero...¿por que hacemos esto?, ¿que acaso los ladrones sólo roban a los que están en su acera?

No hay que olvidar que unidas a nuestras reacciones pendejas están las que tiene el cuerpo por su propia cuenta.

Cuando nos van a poner una inyección, ¿qué hacemos?. Ponemosla nalgas tan duro como el acero que la aguja rebota. Sabemos que nos va a doler más, pero ahí vamos de pendejos a ponerlo duro.

Otra reacción estúpida es la de quedarte paralizado. Si viene un coche hacia ti y esta a punto de atropellarte, esto es todo lo que se le ocurre a tu chingado cuerpo, quedarse pendejamente quieto. Como si el coche se intimidara con tu presencia y automáticamente se detuviera!!!

Te encuentras con un pinche perro que parece pony, te empieza a ladrar, y que hacen tus piernas??, se congelan y tu ahí vas de pendejo a repetir en tu mente: calma perrito, calma , como si el culero del perro fuera telepático y leyera tus pensamientos!!! Estas y otras demás pendejadas hacemos cuando nos estamos cagando de miedo,algo que es normal, pero que la neta si son unas estupideces cuando lasanalizamos después..... ¿¿¿ o no ???

FRIDAY!!!!!!!

2006-08-11T08:34:00.000-07:00

WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!! ITS FRIDAY..... YES! HAZAAH!!!
just had my morning coffee bean... one large skiny, chai, no whip, little foam, and 3 shots please to go... my name... jackie... thank you... mmm love me the coffee bean. anyways, have a great day guys. erik put something new lazy- ass!

2006-08-10T10:44:00.000-07:00

I wish I knew how to write with my left hand... So I could be ambidextrous(SP?)

grrr....

2006-08-10T09:04:00.000-07:00

i dint do much yesterday... went to mcdonalds (or as anthony would say it BADONALS) for lunch with anthony and played in the play land for about 2 hrs. i forget how fun slides and tunnles are. good times... anyways that was my exitement for yesterday... today i lost my keys... i couldnt find them for about an hour. i was going crazy... i need lojack on my keys... do they make that? if they dont i will invent it. lojack on the keys wonderful. lol lo-jack lol. so i found them in the jeans i was wearing yesterday. err jackie... window licker.

meet my "nephew"

2006-08-09T10:03:00.000-07:00

this is my cousins baby boy... hes the cutest thing in the world.. Anthony Martinez..
4 yrs old.. came to visit me at work today. he made my day.

tuesday....

2006-08-09T09:01:00.000-07:00

what to say.... im blank... sugestions....???

meet my baby girl

2006-08-08T13:50:00.000-07:00

Delilah Mckenzie Gonzalez
recipe for happiness...

an insatiable curiousity, a joy of discovery, quick to forgive, hold no grudges, love with out condition, stay loyal to the death, see the best and ignore the rest...

we can lean alot from man's best friend

The Other Others

2006-08-08T11:27:00.000-07:00

the others...

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2006-08-08T10:12:00.000-07:00

bloggers

nothing to say...

2006-08-08T08:47:00.000-07:00

Dear Blog...
i have nothing to say... i almost died yesterday... a car almost hit me by like 6 inches. it would have been a jackie sandwich. i saw my life flash before my eyes, and it wasnt at alll intresting. i should really do something about that. any ways its tuesday. just 3 more days till friday. i watched Ali G yesterday... good stuff. God i am lame . Jackie get a life....!

Ugh.. monday...

2006-08-07T13:51:00.000-07:00

its monday... and to quote my dear friend joey "another day in paradise" . the boss is not here. and am bored out of my mind....

2006-08-07T10:05:00.000-07:00

A week of abuellitas cooking...

2006-08-07T08:54:00.000-07:00

Cheese!!!

2006-08-07T08:52:00.000-07:00

partners in crime

2006-08-07T08:48:00.000-07:00

All the girls comming out for a public affair...

2006-08-07T08:46:00.000-07:00

Saturday Sushi Lunch

Weekend re-cap

2006-08-07T08:08:00.000-07:00

lets see...
Friday- got out of work and after being stuck in traffic for an hour and 15 min, I realized that I didn't have anything to make for dinner. I decided to go to Ralph's by my house to pick up some stuff up to eat. Get out of my car pickup a basket and make my way around the lines. There I was minding my on business trying to decided wherether I wanted chicken or fish when coming towards me is the dreaded ex boy friend...With the wife.... And 5 year old little boy
(which was conceived while he was still with me...) I walked nonchalantly to the end of the aisle and pretended no to see him. I'm trying to walk away but this idiot keeps on following me. So I stop he comes up to me and tell me all this shit about how he misses me and stupid other stuff. That he is unhappy... The whole deal. I couldn't take it so I left the basket there and took off. Got home started with a glass of wine... Bottle finished and started on the gray goose and finished that. Needless to say by 7:45-8:00 I was gone. OMG I couldn't believe that I was drinking by myself. I don't even know why... My cell phone rang ... It was a friend of mine luckily I was able to vent and made me feel better.

Saturday- got up at 7 for the little brothers soccer game. I had the biggest cotton mouth. I decided that with the shit that happended on Friday Jackie needed a night out without the girls. ao I called my sister, and my friend denise and said " get ready bitches we are going out." that's we did . He went to have some sushi... Get the mani, pedi, and wax... We were going without he intention of going to the boogie but realized that it was to far and too late so we went local to the "mirage" in Artesia. To where I found out I didn't bring my I.D. and the bouncers didn't want to give me a 21 and over wrist band. so I had to walk around with the stupid X on my hands. But at least the let me in. So as we were there in the the "salsa" room some guys came up to me and asked "quieres perriar?" which means do you wanna "doggie" (type of dance). So I laughed in his face and turned around backed to the girls. LOL perriar... Good times...

Sunday - woke up at 11 am and stayed im my pj's till 4pm took a nap and woke up at 8 decided to take a bath... Started the water added the bubbles, bath salts, did the whole face mask thing... Pampered my self after a hard night of dancing( muscles were sore and my feet hurt). Finished the bath and watched "sound of music" (my feel good movie). Then went back to sleep.

miss you guys...

2006-08-04T14:04:00.000-07:00

New Fave. Song

2006-08-04T10:56:00.000-07:00

Oh snap, oh snap, oh snap
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie FergGive me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a hoe
Because you know what, I don't give a fuck
So here we go!

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going down

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking at you

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace
My lips make you want to have a taste
You got that?
I got the bass

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going

my computer is retarded

2006-08-04T09:42:00.000-07:00

so you are here for you jackie fix eh? this was made to keep in contact with my fhf chitters (who i miss terribly btw). anyways enjoy hope you like it.

2006-08-04T09:40:00.000-07:00

Sadlle UP!!

2006-08-04T09:28:00.000-07:00

MOve Your Body Like A snAkE MA!!!
GirLS GOnE WIlD Maui EDiTion
AlEX n' JacKs
SMile

2006-08-04T09:23:00.000-07:00

JAcks N' Sis

B.F.F.

My CAMOTE and my reason for living...

El Boracho.... Tu Sabes....

Loteria a favorite beaner pass time.. got abuelita drunk and she hustled me for 5 dollars.

That lady is crazy

OUch...

2006-08-04T09:17:00.000-07:00

jacks n' Millhouse

Dear Blog...

2006-08-04T08:29:00.000-07:00

i have a blog... this is so retarded....